VANDY V. CHICKENS

The first thing that comes up when you google "vandy chicken."  Sans pickles, I approve.

My distaste for the University of South Carolina is going to tinge this post.  Actually, the post would have been tinged anyway because, hey, look who's writing it.  Anyway, the Commodoringtons round out the regular season on Saturday in Memorial against the Gamecocks.  I don't like them.  They're a good team...

/checks USC Jr. schedule

...wait no they're not.  Losing record in conference?  Check.  Owners of a six game losing streak, including a really bad home loss Wednesday night against Alabama?  Check.  11% chance of winning their last regular season game?  Check.  Come on, Dores, do your worst and put Devan Mightymouse Downey out of his misery.  Vanderbilt handily beat the Cocks on their home floor, which I think might be a file warehouse for a bank, back in January.  You know the drill, now get the job done.  

Oh, and some Vandy-dandy links:

• Dimon addresses those whiny Vandy fans who can't understand why VU football can't do what VU basketball does.  He also questions my loyalty.  Touche, Messr. Twolastnames.
• Vandy's official unofficial whatever blogger Justin Barca breaks down the SEC Tournament seeding and schedule.  Thankfully he doesn't go Joe Dean, Jr. on us and explain that 1 and 2 might meet in the championship if they win all their games.
• That John Jenkins fellow sure is swell, by golly.  Anchor of Gold likes him enough to grace him with an official nickname (Threesus - get out your Bibles, divinity students), one that I probably won't use because names are like labels, the Nazis made flair for the Jews to wear, and nobody puts Baby in a corner.  What?
• Our friend Eric at Dore Posts got him some new non-Blogger network digs, so you should check it out.

Enjoy the game Saturday, kiddos.