OMFG! Actual sports related photo! LMFAO!
Not much to talk about sports-wise today (although if that's what you're looking for then there are reports out of Goodyear, AZ that some new Reds pitcher is throwing some serious heat) because the SEC regular season is over and the conference tournament doesn't start until Thursday, or for those of us with byes, Friday. I got tickets, by the way. No, your jealousy is not flattering.
Anyway, since no one's got a game for a few days, I thought I'd take a look at actual events happening on campus. Oh, hey, look at that, the SAE's at UK won the annual "Light Someone on Fire and Then Assault Cops-A-Thon"! Those crazy kids these days, what will they think of next? In my grandparents' day it was "how many kids can you stuff in a phone booth", then with my parents it was "stuff a flower in the National Guard's M16s", with my friends it was "look how far I can throw this mattress off the roof" and now it's "wrap up your buddy in toilet paper and turn him into the Human Flame". Evolution of dance has nothing on college students!
Seriously, that is really, really stupid. I did a lot of stupid things in college, but it takes more than just booze and your frat bros to incite you to light your friend on fire. I could get all high and mighty and say "well, that's an SAE for you" but I don't have much frame of reference because they kind of sucked while I was in school. And only an idiot hits a Lexington cop. Those guys have a Napoleon complex like you wouldn't believe, and are just DYING to pop a college kid with a flashlight if given the opportunity. So talking shit and then taking a swing at one probably isn't going to make your day. Best wishes to the kid who got lit on fire, and SAE gets what's coming to them for something stupid like that.
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