Vandy plays in Gainesville tonight against the Gators. I hate the Gators. That little gym they play in is a joke. "OOoooohhhh, it's so intimidating in there!" There are bigger high school gyms, man. Joke. Jerry O'Connell should be pissed they named a building after him.
Florida tries to beat teams with runs toward the basket and some perimeter shooting. They have three guys who can stroke it (haha, stroke it) from outside in Parsons, Walker and Boynton. None of those three are ever hot at the same time, though, so if Vandy can find the hot hand early, they'll be okay. Florida will then try to give it to Alex Tyus's receding hairline. Tyus will wildly throw himself toward the basket and either a) get fouled, b) keep running out of bounds, c) throw up a shot over the top of the backboard, or d) fall down. Notice that the possibility of scoring points is almost nowhere to be found in any of those scenarios. The Dores should win this one, but it will not be easy. They'll have to show up and take off their warmups, which is harder than it sounds. Go Dores! KILLLLL THE GATORS.
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